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✓ This is different. Even if you don’t know how to build a chatbot, you’ll create an intelligent AI assistant in under 60 minutes without coding, technical expertise, or spending thousands on setup fees.
✓ Just tell it what you want it to be – whether it’s a customer support specialist, sales development representative, educational coach, research agent, or contract analyzer.
The AI absorbs your business knowledge and learns everything it can about your products, services, and customer needs.
It’s like having a dedicated team member who works 24/7 and never asks for vacation time. One who knows exactly how to handle customer inquiries …even the ones you typically spend hours answering yourself.
✓ While you’re having a simple conversation with your customers, it’s qualifying leads and recommending the perfect products based on their specific needs and preferences.
Thanks to its ability to integrate with your existing platforms like Shopify, it can showcase products, provide instant support, and soft-sell at exactly the right moment – all without human intervention.
✓ You can train it to speak in your brand voice (yes, actually SPEAK) …or let it communicate in any of 80+ languages automatically just by detecting which language the customer uses first.
✓ It goes beyond basic FAQ responses by personalizing each interaction, remembering customer preferences, and escalating to humans only when absolutely necessary.
✓ Most importantly, it’s free while performing better than chatbots that charge hundreds or thousands per month.
What others are saying
To do this with human representatives would require multiple call centers with at least 50 agents at premium salary brackets, while still falling short of what Noem provides."
It’s made our workflow more efficient, more creative, and way more fun. I genuinely enjoy using Noem."
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Stop losing customers to static websites
You’re just 60 minutes away from never losing another lead to an unanswered question. While your competition is still forcing visitors to hunt through endless FAQ pages, your AI concierge will be guiding each visitor to exactly what they need – 24/7, in any language.
Get started in minutes, not months
No coding. No complex setup. No waiting for developers. Just tell your concierge about your business, connect it to your website, and watch your conversion rates climb as it:
Answers questions instantly when objections arise
Pre-qualifies leads while you sleep
Guides visitors to the perfect solution for their needs
Works tirelessly across every time zone
Why wait for perfect when good enough makes money now?
Your chatbot doesn’t need to be flawless on day one. Launch it today, learn from the conversations, and improve it over time. The cost of waiting is far greater than the cost of starting with something simple.
The free plan gives you everything you need to transform your business today. Not next quarter. TODAY.
Frequently Asked Questions
How much is it?
With our free plan you get 500 tokens EVERY SINGLE MONTH.
They reset monthly – use ’em or lose ’em.
Most companies would drip-feed you 10 tokens a day. We’re giving you 500 tokens day one, then REFILLING that tank every 30 days.
For ZERO dollars you’re getting individual access where you can create one company profile with a full gigabyte of storage. That’s enough space to store thousands of messages and interactions with your customers.
Most people would charge you just for this access alone, but we’re GIVING it to you. Why? Because we know once you see the value, you’ll want more.
Is it perfect? No. You’ll have watermarks on your content. You won’t get custom domains for your chatbots. And you can’t customize those chatbots to match your brand perfectly.
But here’s what matters: The core functionality that MAKES MONEY is there.
This plan is specifically built for hobbyists who want to test the waters without risking a single penny.
The true value? It’s not the features. It’s that you can validate this works for your situation before you ever pull out your credit card.
Think about it – most companies force you into a 14-day trial then cut you off completely. We’re saying “use this forever” until YOU decide it’s time to upgrade.
The greatest risk in business isn’t spending money… it’s spending TIME on something that doesn’t work. We’re removing that risk completely.
Take the free plan. Test it thoroughly. And when you’re ready to remove those watermarks and unlock the rest, we’ll be right here.
Are there any other costs?
No, there are no surprise fees or hidden charges with your subscription. The price you see is exactly what you’ll pay each month.
There is an optional feature called “Top-up” that you can activate if you want to ensure uninterrupted service.
Here’s how it works:
Top-up isn’t turned on by default – it’s completely your choice. If you decide to enable it, the system will automatically add more tokens ($12 worth) when your balance runs low, keeping your projects moving without any service interruptions.
And don’t worry about some out-of-control AI project draining your bank account – we’ve put a hard cap of $120/month on these Top-ups to protect your wallet.
Think of Top-up like the “auto-refill” option on your coffee subscription. You don’t have to use it, but it’s there if you want the convenience of never running dry in the middle of an important project.
Most users find their monthly token allocation sufficient, but having this option available gives you flexibility when you’re creating more content than expected – which is usually a sign you’re getting massive value from the platform!
What happens when I cancel?
When you hit that cancel button, your service doesn’t gradually wind down – it stops immediately.
Your token balance drops to zero right away (not next month, not next week, TODAY), and all your information gets flagged for deletion from our systems.
There’s no “cooling off” period or partial refunds – the subscription ends completely the moment you cancel.
Think of it like turning off a faucet rather than waiting for a tank to drain. This clean break approach means you’re not left wondering if you’re still being charged or if your data is still floating around somewhere.
Is this like ChatGPT?
No, this is absolutely NOT just another ChatGPT clone – it’s an entirely different beast.
While ChatGPT is a conversation tool, Noem is a complete business ecosystem that uses instructions, formulas, and specialized integrations with platforms you already use: Shopify, Zendesk, WordPress, Wix, Squarespace, WhatsApp, SMS… plus voice functions and image generation all under one roof.
Think about what you’re currently paying for: maybe $20/month for ChatGPT, $29 for an image generator, $49 for a chatbot builder, $35 for social media automation… it adds up fast! With Noem, you can cancel all those subscriptions because everything’s included in one simple plan.
The real game-changer? You don’t need a computer science degree to make it work for you. No coding required. No complex prompting strategies. No technical headaches.
You can build custom AI agents that actually understand your business, create smart chatbots that convert visitors into customers, and automate tasks that are currently eating up hours of your day – all through an interface designed for regular business owners, not tech geniuses.
This isn’t just access to AI tools – it’s a complete business automation platform that actually makes sense to use.
What's the support like?
Look, most AI platforms leave you stranded the moment you get stuck. Not us.
With Noem, you’re getting THREE layers of support that actually solve problems instead of creating them:
- . A dedicated WhatsApp group where you can ask questions and get answers from both our team AND other successful users (ever notice how sometimes the best solutions come from people who solved the exact same problem last week?)
- . Monthly LIVE training sessions where we walk through the latest features and strategies that are working RIGHT NOW (not theoretical possibilities, but actual tactics generating results)
- . Direct access to book calls with our team members who will roll up their sleeves and help you overcome any challenge you’re facing (no bouncing between support agents who don’t know your situation)
And see that little image in the bottom right corner?
That’s Cree – our own AI assistant. Go ahead and click it right now to experience firsthand how a smart chatbot actually works. Ask Cree anything about the platform, pricing, or how to use specific features.
This is your chance to “test drive” the exact technology you’d be implementing in your own business. Don’t just read about what these chatbots can do – interact with one and see for yourself how it handles your questions without any human intervention.
The support isn’t just a safety net – it’s a springboard that helps you get results faster than trying to figure everything out alone.
What does a smart chatbot look like?
See this icon on the bottom right of your screen – 
That’s Cree – our own AI assistant.
Go ahead and click it right now to experience firsthand how a smart chatbot actually works. Ask Cree anything about the platform, pricing, or how to use specific features.
This is your chance to “test drive” the exact technology you’d be implementing in your own business.
Don’t just read about what these chatbots can do – interact with one and see for yourself how it handles your questions without any human intervention.