15 minutes. No demo, no deck, no pitch.
We'll email you the Zoom link after you confirm.
Social Proof
Jon Benson runs BNSN.ai. Eight figures. Wrote the book on VSLs. Told Yifat Cohen - to her face - that he hates chatbots.
Then he installed Noem on his live site. Quietly. No announcement. No affiliate link. He told us flat: "I won't promote this unless it earns its keep."
90 days later, Alpha (his concierge in his voice) had:
All on zero paid traffic. All on his existing list. All while he slept.
"Always available, always engaging. It just makes people more prone to buy again."
— David A., CEO ILF · 9-figure Shopify brand
The Real Math
Most Shopify store owners think they're hiring a chatbot. They're not. They're getting FIVE full-time roles in one agent - running 24/7, in every language your customers speak.
Your concierge does all of it for a fraction of one of those salaries. And it doesn't sleep, quit, or ask for PTO in December.
They already know.
They know how many leads hit their site at 11pm and never hear back. They know the follow-up sequence isn't getting sent. They know the support inbox is a bottleneck their team is too polite to flag.
They didn't land here hoping for a discount. They're on this page because they were already looking for the answer - and the universe handed them a reason to stop putting it off.
If that's you, the booking link is up there.
If it's not, no hard feelings. Pass the link to someone it's meant for.
One Promise
We talk about your support volume, your conversion rate, and where the carts leak. If your numbers say we can hit 30% more conversion or 80% fewer tickets in 30 days, we tell you. If they don't, we tell you that too and you keep your 15 minutes.
We don't take clients we can't deliver for. The guarantee is in writing, and refunds are expensive
15 minutes · No card · No pitch deck · Built for $5M+ Shopify stores
That's literally what the call is for. You'll know within 15 minutes if it's a fit or not.
Because 15 minutes is how long it takes to know if there's a fit. Your support volume, your conversion rate, where the carts leak - we can read the shape of your business from those three numbers. If it's a fit, we book a working session. If it isn't, you got your afternoon back.
No. The 15 minutes is diagnostic, not a pitch. If we agree there's a fit, the next call is where we talk specifics - scope, timeline, what done-for-you means for your store. You won't leave this first call with an invoice or a follow-up sequence.
Fair. Most of them are keyword-matching FAQ pages with a chat bubble on top. Noem.ai plugs directly into your Shopify catalog, order data, and policies - real product search, live inventory, real order lookup. It holds context across a conversation and escalates with full history when a human is needed. That's a different category from what burned you last time. But you don't have to take our word for it on this call - that's what the working session is for.
30% more conversion or 80% fewer support tickets within 30 days of going live. If neither hits, we refund your setup fees and close the account. It's in writing. It applies to done-for-you packages. Refunds are expensive, which is why we only take clients we're confident we can deliver for, and why this first call exists.
Then we say so on the call and you keep your 15 minutes. We'd rather lose a sale than take a client we can't deliver for. The guarantee makes that math easy.