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NOEM.ai — VIP Workshop Packages
Workshop VIP Packages

You were in the room.
Now pick your path.

Three options. All of them better than the website. One of them comes with a guarantee.

30/80 Guarantee

30% more conversions or 80% reduction in support load — within 30 days, or your setup fees back.

We can only stand behind this when we control the build. Done-For-You is limited to 5 clients at a time.

Self-Directed

You run the build. We're behind you the whole way.

$1,200
Total value: $2,850

  • Senior account manager
  • Double tokens — 15,000 to start
    $200 value
  • Free business plan — month 1
    $99.99 value
  • Full integrations — Voice, Social, CRM
    You implement
  • 1 group strategy session — DFY-level access
    Normally reserved for $5k clients only
  • Weekly AMA + on-demand 30 min dedicated support
  • $50 credit toward monthly fees
  • 60-Second Lead Response Engine
  • 24/7 Multilingual Voice Receptionist
  • Social DM Appointment Setter
  • Weekly Sentiment Intelligence
  • Private 1:1 sessions
  • "Sounds Like You" Voice Capture
  • The Co-Founder's Red Phone
  • Custom build
  • 30/80 Guarantee
Lock It In

4 payments option

Done-For-You VIP

We build it. We guarantee it. You don't touch the tech.

$5,000
Total value: $6,800

  • Senior account manager
  • Double tokens — 15,000 to start
    $200 value
  • Free business plan — month 1
    $99.99 value
  • Full integrations — Voice, Social, CRM
    We implement
  • 5 private 1:1 strategy sessions
    $2,250 value — $450/hr
  • Weekly AMA + on-demand 30 min with Account Manager
  • Custom instructions & knowledge base
  • Full year at 10-month pricing
    2 months free — $200 savings
  • 60-Second Lead Response Engine
  • 24/7 Multilingual Voice Receptionist
  • Social DM Appointment Setter
  • Weekly Sentiment Intelligence
  • 60-min "Sounds Like You" Voice Capture
  • 30 days The Co-Founder's Red Phone
  • Skip the line — VIP queue priority
  • 30/80 Performance Guarantee
Mine.

5 spots only — limited to guarantee quality

vs. website

Going through the website? You get the tool — standard tokens, no strategy sessions, no credits, no business plan. This page exists because the workshop changes what's possible.

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